Tottenham Hotspur: Who is to blame?

Here at 90min towers, we've realised that there is always at least one Premier League club in relative crisis at any given time. In tribute, they are christened as the 'crisis club of the week'.

But Tottenham Hotspur have crossed a line. You can't keep continuously wrestling back the championship belt (you know, proverbially - we all know about the trophy drought). There must be a price to pay.

As such, we've had to dust off the old 'who is to blame?' gimmick instead. So, who really is to blame for Spurs' current distress?


35. Chirpy the cockerel

Here comes trouble | Suhaimi Abdullah/International Champions Cup/GettyImages

Blame rating: 0.1/10

Look at him. That big smile. Those big shoes. Those big wings.

He is everything wrong with Tottenham Hotspur.


34. Lily the cockerel

Fresh creps, to be fair | Matthew Ashton - AMA/GettyImages

Blame rating: 0.2/10

What's worse than one big giant cockerel?

TWO big giant cockerels.


33. Mario Balotelli

Why always him? | Alex Livesey/GettyImages

Blame rating: 0.5/10

It's time to hop in the time machine. It's time for some domino-effect interrogating.

Midway through the 2011/12 season, Tottenham had separated themselves from the top-four chasing pack and were within touching distance of Premier League title contenders Manchester City.

In a crunch game at the Etihad Stadium, Spurs fought back from two goals down to level it at 2-2. Mario Balotelli somehow escaped a red card for stamping on Scott Parker's head, and would score a stoppage time penalty to seal a win for Man City and send Tottenham's campaign into a tailspin.

That's why they're still stuck fighting for top-four finishes now.


32. Ryan Nelsen & Louis Saha

One of these is not like the others | Mike Hewitt/GettyImages

Blame rating: 0.75/10

With Tottenham in the midst of that title fight, they recruited Ryan Nelsen and Louis Saha on free transfers on deadline day.

How do you think it went?


31. Harry Redknapp's dog

Triffic | Michael Regan/GettyImages

Blame rating: 1/10

But the person most at fault for such a collapse is Harry Redknapp. Or more specifically, his dog Rosie.

During a trial of two counts of cheating the public revenue, Redknapp explained to a court that he set up a Monaco bank account with Rosie's name because he loved her so much.

All the while, Spurs' season was going down the pan and he was flirting with the England job.

How could you do this, Rosie?


30. The special relationship with Real Madrid

Best buds | Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno/GettyImages

Blame rating: 1.5/10

At the end of Redknapp's tenure, star midfielder Luka Modric was sold to Real Madrid, with Spurs announcing they had entered a special 'partnership agreement' with the Spanish giants.

Gareth Bale joined Real Madrid a year later.


29. Juande Ramos

Etched in history | Clive Rose/GettyImages

Blame rating: 2/10

Though Juande Ramos is also Real Madrid alumni, his connection to Tottenham is for a very different reason.

He was the last manager to win a trophy with Spurs. Much better managers have followed in his wake and failed. What a lottery.


28. Martin Jol

Got no hair but we don't care | Malcolm Couzens/GettyImages

Blame rating: 2.1/10

Ramos won the cup, but that team spiritually belonged to Martin Jol. He's just as culpable.


27. Lasagna

It's evil. | Michael Loccisano/GettyImages

Blame rating: 2.5/10

Because you can't blame who Spurs are and what they're about without referencing Lasagna-gate 2006. I don't want to go into it, though. Too painful.


26. Adele

Blame rating: 3/10

One of Tottenham's most famous fans just happens to be someone who can also sell out Wembley - how are Spurs supposed to live with that pressure?

But speaking of Wembley...


25. Wembley Stadium

What a cursed sight | Catherine Ivill - AMA/GettyImages

Blame rating: 3.5/10

Tottenham had outgrown their old White Hart Lane stadium and had to move on. During construction of a new ground, they had to play at Wembley - a soulless stadium which was a nightmare to get to and from.

Spurs were unbeaten in their final season at White Hart Lane and lost their first game at Wembley. Go figure.


24. The £1bn Tottenham Hotspur Stadium

You sicken me | Visionhaus/GettyImages

Blame rating: 4/10

Tottenham haven't quite felt the benefits of their new home just yet. Why not? Why can't a stadium play at wing-back?


23. The non-existent cheese room

What could have been... | Tim Boyle/GettyImages

Blame rating: 4.1/10

Among proposals for Tottenham Hotspur Stadium were a cheese room as part of the club's luxury offerings.

It did not make the final blueprints.


22. Beavertown

Getting ready for Camden Hells (A) | IAN KINGTON/GettyImages

Blame rating: 4.5/10

Beavertown have a microbrewery inside the new stadium. They now run a pub where the old ticket office stood. I am the proud owner of Beavertown x Spurs merchandise.

They truly run the world.


21. NFL

This used to be a proper country | Mike Hewitt/GettyImages

Blame rating: 5/10

The NFL have a 10-year agreement to play matches at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. There is a specific-use American football pitch underneath the soccer one.

It's just not football anymore.


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20. Richard Hammond

You despicable man | David M. Benett/GettyImages

Blame rating: 5.1/10

Tottenham Hotspur Stadium featured on an episode of Richard Hammond's Big.

Did the club further need their ego stroked? No.

Is the episode any good? Oh yeah, really great. Rivalries aside, definitely go watch it.


19. Daft podcasters

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Blame rating: 5.2/10

Do podcasters even say anything interesting? Anything noteworthy? Are they worth the hassle? Everyone's got a bloody podcast these days.

Anyway, please subscribe to Oh What A Night, part of the 90min podcast network. Hosted by me.


18. Damir Skomina

Have a day off, ref | Soccrates Images/GettyImages

Blame rating: 5.5/10

The referee who gave a handball against Moussa Sissoko 22 seconds into the only Champions League final Tottenham might ever play.

I hope you're proud of yourself. You ruined it for everyone.


17. Paulo Dybala's image rights

We embezzled funds from our Christmas party budget to pay for the rights to Dybala's image here so you better enjoy it | Quality Sport Images/GettyImages

Blame rating: 5.6/10

Off the back of reaching that Champions League final, Spurs made an audacious move to sign Paulo Dybala from Juventus.

He didn't seem overly keen on the deal anyway, but a move fell apart on deadline day as Tottenham could not legally work their way around an issue with the forward's image rights.

Great.


16. Jose Mourinho

Same | Clive Brunskill/GettyImages

Blame rating: 6/10

Jose Mourinho was hired to get Tottenham over the line in their pursuit of a trophy.

He took the club backwards instead.


15. The Croatian authorities

Well done for doing your job, I guess | SOPA Images/GettyImages

Blame rating: 6.1/10

Tottenham were handed a boost in their 2020/21 UEFA Europa League last 16 tie with Dinamo Zagreb when it was confirmed that manager Zoran Mamic had been sentenced to four years in prison.

Spurs managed to blow a two-goal lead and lost the second leg 3-0. Maybe if Mamic was let off the hook things would have been different.


14. Joe Hart's social media manager

His real name is Charles, by the way | Jurij Kodrun/GettyImages

Blame rating: 6.2/10

Off the back of that surprise elimination, the social media manager of Joe Hart - who spent just one season at Spurs - praised the result on the goalkeeper's Instagram page, assuming that Tottenham wouldn't have ballsed it up.

Hart issued a public apology for the incident, but the damage was done.


13. The Dulux dog

Daft dog | Jordan Mansfield/GettyImages

Blame rating: 6.5/10

This really was a time where bashing Tottenham was the lowest of hanging fruits. Even Dulux - who had become the club's official paint supplier days earlier - posted tweets mocking their empty trophy cabinet.


12. Sir Alex Ferguson

Job done | Max Mumby/Indigo/GettyImages

Blame rating: 6.6/10

"Lads, it's Tottenham."

This utterance from Fergie set up a generation of Spurs jokes.


11. Giorgio Chiellini

Yeah alright mate | Soccrates Images/GettyImages

Blame rating: 6.7/10

Ah, the man behind the modern person's Spurs proverb.

"It is in the history of the Tottenham."

That's another generation sorted.


10. Chick King

Tottenham High Road, take me home... | Kate McShane/GettyImages

Blame rating: 7/10

The best fried chicken in north London, why must you always tempt us back to N17?

Sources (Matt Le Tissier and David Cotterill) suggest the secret ingredient is Chirpy.


9. Beyonce

Beyonce Bae GIF - Find & Share on GIPHY

Blame rating: 7.5/10

Ok, I'm only being half-satirical with this list. 75% at a push. 100% if you think I'm a moron.

But there are genuinely Tottenham fans who think that Beyonce playing concerts at the stadium this summer is an awful thing which somehow ties to the club's ambitions.


8. Fabio Paratici

What is he cooking? | Chris Brunskill/GettyImages

Blame rating: 8/10

Is it a good thing when your managing director of football could be banned from football for two-and-a-half years for financial irregularities?

Probably not.


7. Antonio Conte

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Blame rating: 8.6/10

Antonio Conte was meant to be different. He was hired to get Tottenham over the line in their pursuit of a trophy. He took the club backwards inst- hey, didn't I say this already?


6. Harry Kane

Get a life | Chloe Knott - Danehouse/GettyImages

Blame rating: 8.7/10

The unlikeliest of heroes, all things considered. 271 goals for Tottenham Hotspur, and by dumb modern-day logic, none of them mean anything.

What a sad little life, Harry.


5. Tim Sherwood

Truly dark days | Matthew Lewis/GettyImages

Blame rating: 8.8/10

Well, Tactics Tim, you always wanted to take credit for Kane becoming one of the best players in the world.

Time to have your cake and eat it.


4. Arsenal

For goodness sake | Ryan Pierse/GettyImages

Blame rating: 9/10

Whooooo remembers '4th - Arsenal' jokes?

No but seriously the Gunners have made the leap Spurs were supposed to and it's causing misery down the other end of the Seven Sisters Road and I hate it.


3. Lord Sugar

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Blame rating: 9.1/10

Lord Sugar was the owner of Tottenham during one of the worst stretches of their entire history. Nowadays, he just tweets discriminatory things and hosts The Apprentice.

Quite a brush for the club to be tarred with.


2. Daniel Levy

A bit unfortunate that this image makes him look like a super villain | Robin Jones/GettyImages

Blame rating: 9.5/10

Objectively and subjectively, Tottenham have made huge strides under Daniel Levy's chairmanship.

They've also stagnated in recent years because of some really poor decisions and refusal to learn from mistakes.

Levy giveth, Levy taketh away.


1. Mauricio Pochettino

He's magic, you know | Justin Setterfield/GettyImages

Blame rating: 10/10

Here he is. The man who raised the bar, who made modern Tottenham Hotspur the club they are today.

It's only right that he should be forced to return and sort out this mess. Who's with me?



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